RITE OF PASSAGE: BLUFF – WHERE FINDING YOUR HUSBAND IS EASIER THAN FINDING YOUR SOCKS​
(Free trial! Then u gotta pay $5 to “unlock” the cliff u already saw for free. No cap.)

TL;DR (BECAUSE U CAN’T BE BOTHERED)​​

Play as a desperate wife who follows her hubs to a ghost town, only to realize he’s probably just fixing his Honda. Fight “spooky” Uber drivers and solve puzzles harder than your ex’s excuses. Spoiler: The real villain is your life choices.

WHY PLAY? (SPOILER: U WON’T)​​

• ​​“Unique” Story: Your hubby vanishes in a town where everyone’s either a liar or a terrible Uber driver. “Did he ghost me or get abducted by clowns?”
• ​Puzzle Hell: Find hidden objects so obvious, they’re hidden in plain sight (like that coffee mug u didn’t notice). “Is this a clue or a cry for help?”
• ​Ghost Logic: Battle specters that scream “GET OUT!” but are just mad their Yelp reviews suck.

FEATURES (OR LIES THEY SOLD U)​​

​1. “Epic” Plot Twist​

• Play as Linda, a Karen-level detective who’s never seen a true crime doc. “I’ll just Google ‘how to find a husband’!”
• Collectibles galore! Assemble a “magic amulet” that’s just a reskin of a paperclip. “Worth every second!”

​2. “Challenging” Mini-Games​

• Solve puzzles that require more luck than brains. “If I click this rock 100x, will it summon the hubby?”
• Stealth sections where u hide behind a cactus while the town’s Uber driver naps. “Thrilling!”

​3. “Rewards” That Suck​

• Bonus chapter: Save the hubby by… playing Candy Crush. “Mind-blowing!”
• Unlock a “magic” flashlight that does nothing but blind urself. “Peasant tier!”

​WHY IT’S A SINKING SHIP (BUT U’LL STILL PLAY)​​

• ​No Paywall? Lie.​​ Hints cost $5. “Just grind for 10hrs instead! We’ll wait.”
• ​Glitches Galore: The ghost AI naps 90% of the time. “I’ll screenshot this for TikTok!”
• ​Logic? Nah: The magic amulet is hidden under the game’s loading screen. “Plot armor beats science!”

HOW TO LOSE HOURS (AND SANITY)​​

1. ​Farm Rocks: Collect 50 stones to unlock a “secret” achievement. “But first, coffee!”
2. ​Overthink Clues: Stare at a ghost’s frown for 20 mins wondering if it’s a metaphor for ur dating life.
3. ​Buy the “Full Game”​: Already did? Too bad! The “full” game is just more rocks and riddles.

DOWNLOAD NOW!​​
(But don’t blame us when ur life becomes a grindy loop of ghost towns, caffeine crashes, and buyer’s remorse.)

DEV NOTES:

• Made by interns who hate relationships.
• Art stolen from a 2015 PowerPoint. “We added glitter! It’s ‘spooky’!”
• Testing team quit after Week 1. “We’re not paid enough to fight Uber drivers.”