MINDFRAME: THE SECRET DESIGN – WHERE READIN’ MINDS MEANS MISSIN’ THE PLOT​
(Free trial! Then u gotta pay $5 to “unlock” the secret design u already saw for free. No cap.)

​TL;DR (BECAUSE U CAN’T BE BOTHERED)​​

Play as William Rogers, a lab rat who gained mind-reading powers (but can’t read his own texts). Now a “designer” psycho stalks him, and u gotta solve puzzles harder than algebra to stop their evil plan. Spoiler: The real villain is William’s caffeine addiction.

WHY PLAY? (SPOILER: U WON’T)​​

• ​​“Unique” Story: William’s experiment backfires, giving him mind-reading skills… and a vendetta against caffeine. “I’ll just mute my thoughts!”
• ​Puzzle Hell: Find hidden objects so obvious, they’re hidden in plain sight (like that coffee mug u didn’t notice). “Is this a clue or a cry for help?”
• ​Designer Drama: Fight a villain named “The Designer” who’s just mad their Wi-Fi signal sucks. “GG, no re!”

​FEATURES (OR LIES THEY SOLD U)​​

​1. “Epic” Plot Twist​

• Play as Chad McMindreader, a dude who hears voices but ignores his alarm clock. “I’ll just hallucinate my deadlines!”
• Collectibles galore! Assemble a “secret design” that’s just a reskin of a paperclip. “Worth every second!”

​2. “Challenging” Mini-Games​

• Solve puzzles that require more luck than brains. “If I stare at this coffee stain long enough, will it summon the designer?”
• “Stealth” sections where u hide behind a plant while the designer naps. “Thrilling!”

​3. “Rewards” That Suck​

• Bonus chapter: Stop the designer by… playing sudoku. “Mind-blowing!”
• Unlock a “magic” coffee mug that does nothing but glow. “Peasant tier!”

WHY IT’S A SINKING SHIP (BUT U’LL STILL PLAY)​​

• ​No Paywall? Lie.​​ Hints cost $5. “Just grind for 10hrs instead! We’ll wait.”
• ​Glitches Galore: The designer’s AI naps 90% of the time. “I’ll screenshot this for Instagram!”
• ​Logic? Nah: The secret design is hidden under William’s bedsheet. “Plot armor beats science!”

HOW TO LOSE HOURS (AND SANITY)​​

1. ​Farm Coffee Cups: Collect 50 mugs to unlock a “secret” achievement. “But first, coffee!”
2. ​Overthink Clues: Stare at a coffee stain for 20 mins wondering if it’s a metaphor for u life.
3. ​Buy the “Full Game”​: Already did? Too bad! The “full” game is just more coffee and riddles.

DOWNLOAD NOW!​​
(But don’t blame us when ur life becomes a grindy loop of mind-reading, caffeine crashes, and buyer’s remorse.)

DEV NOTES:

• Made by interns who hate coffee.
• Art stolen from a 2010 PowerPoint. “We added glitter! It’s ‘edgy’!”
• Testing team quit after Week 1. “We’re not paid enough to fight designers.”