Fate/EXTELLA’s Here to Make You a Servant-Slaying, Moon-Cell-Crushing, Chaos-Lord-in-Training!​​

​TL;DR:​​ This ain’t yer grandma’s tea party. Command ancient heroes, stab rivals mid-air, and unlock ​moon-tier drama. Supports eight languages, including “Where’s the plot twist?” and “Why is the villain my crush?”. Free trial? Yeah, but spoilers hit harder than a ​Caster’s Reality-Breaker.

What’s Crackin’?​​
​Servant Squad Goals​
Pick from 26+ Servants—Nero’s flexing her chariot, Tamamo’s serving cursed cuteness, or Attila’s ready to wreck shop. Mix ’n’ match skills like you’re creating a cursed Spotify playlist. ”Why play one class when you can be all of ’em?”

​Moon Cell Mayhem​
Ditch boring flat combat! Now you can ​air-dash, ​backflip, and stab enemies in the back (literally). Think ”Parkour + Fate = Chaos”. Boss fights? They’re tougher than your ex’s group chat.

​Plot Thickener™​
Kinoko Nasu (Fate’s ​mad scientist) cooked up a brand-new story. Three heroines, three perspectives, and enough ​IF timelines​ to make your head spin. Spoiler: Everyone’s lying.

​DLC: Servant Swimsuits​
Unlock ”Medusa’s Beach Bod” or ”Shinji’s ”Why Am I Here?” Robe. Because why fight evil when you can fight fashion?

​Global Brainwashing​
Battle in Japanese, English, or ”Korean that sounds like my WiFi password”. Text? Optional. Subs? Mandatory.

​Content Rundown (Translated for Normies):​​

• ​Servants:​​ Heroes, villains, and those who ”forgot to pay their taxes in Atlantis”.
• ​Combat:​​ Smash, dash, and ​Moon Drive​ like a ​magic-powered Uber.
• ​Story:​​ ”Why did the Holy Grail explode?” ”Why is the Moon Cell a drama queen?”
• ​DLC:​​ Costumes hotter than a ​Pyromancer’s meltdown.

​Bullet Comments: Roast the Master​
Drop ”Your Servant’s weaker than my WiFi” mid-battle like you’re at a Fate-themed roast battle. Flex your ”I solo’d the boss” ego and watch the salt flow.

​UP Master—Be the Next Gilgamesh​
Follow creators who turn ”oops, I lost my NP” into ”LOL, I planned that.” Their content’s hotter than ​Archer’s snarky one-liners.

​Soundtrack of Destiny​
Binge ASMR ​geis​ chants, lo-fi beats for grinding, or ”Saber’s Sob Story” mixes. Audio quality? Crisper than ​Shirou’s broken promises.

WhyFATE/EXTELLA**’s Your New Obsession:​**​

• ​No Friends Needed (But They’d Help):​​ Solo or squad up—chaos tastes better with company.
• ​All Your Fate Feeds in One Spot:​​ Servants, betrayals, and ”why did I pick that Servant?”
• ​Global Drama:​​ Play with normies and maniacs worldwide.
• ​Free Trials:​​ Yeah, but spoilers hit faster than ​Kirei’s knife.

​Requirements (Translation for Normies):​​

• ​OS:​​ PC (anything post-2017, aka no dial-up vibes).
• ​RAM:​​ 8GB or more (yes, even your grandma’s rig can handle ”Moon Cell Meltdown”).
• ​Screen:​​ 1080p or higher (low-res? Overrated—we’re here for the ​4K fate).

Final Vibe:​​
This app’s your digital ”Fate-themed dumpster fire.” Whether you’re a scrub, a scrublord, or someone who just wants to flex ”I beat Gilgamesh”, ​Fate/EXTELLA’s got your six. Download, stab, repeat.

(Disclaimer: If you rage-quit, blame the plot twists. Or your inability to tell Archer from Archer (Bad Timeline).)