REALITY EDGE: GREAT DEEDS – WHERE SAVING CATS MEANS CLICKING EVERYTHING​
(Free trial! Then pay $5 to unlock the “full adventure” you already paid for. No cap.)

TL;DR (BECAUSE YOUR BRAIN NEEDS A NAP)​​

Play as a dad who opens a pet shelter, loses his kid to a volcano rumor, and has to solve puzzles harder than algebra while chasing a magic ruby that’s probably just a glowing rock. Spoiler: The real villain is your inability to Google “how to parent.”

​WHY PLAY? (SPOILER: U WON’T)​​

• ​​“Unique” Story: Your daughter gets kidnapped after you adopt a bunch of cats. “Guess I should’ve named her ‘Nope’!”
• ​Puzzle Hell: Find hidden objects so obscure, even the devs don’t know where they are. “Is that a hairpin or a metaphor for my life?”
• ​Volcano BS: Stop a volcano from erupting by solving mini-games like “Stack the Kittens” or “Find the Magic Ruby (It’s Under Your Couch).”

FEATURES (OR LIES THEY SOLD U)​​

​1. “Epic” Plot Twist​

• Play as Chad McParent, a dad with the problem-solving skills of a potato. “I’ll just Google ‘kidnapping tips’ real quick!”
• Collectibles galore! Assemble a “magic ruby” that does nothing but glow. “Worth every penny!”

​2. “Challenging” Mini-Games​

• Solve puzzles that require more luck than brains. “If I click this cat 100x, will it summon the volcano god?”
• “Stealth” sections where you hide behind plants while a volcano does… literally nothing.

​3. “Rewards” That Suck​

• Bonus chapter: Save the city’s pets by… playing sudoku. “Thrilling!”
• Unlock a “magic” ruby that’s just a reskin of the free one. “Peasant tier!”

WHY IT’S A SINKING SHIP (BUT U’LL STILL PLAY)​​

• ​No Paywall? Lie.​​ Hints cost $5. “Just grind for 10hrs instead! We’ll wait.”
• ​Glitches Galore: The volcano AI spews smoke but does zero damage. “I’ll just screenshot this for Instagram!”
• ​Logic? Nah: The magic ruby is found under a cat bed. “Plot armor beats science!”

HOW TO LOSE HOURS (AND SANITY)​​

1. ​Farm Kittens: Collect 50 virtual cats to unlock a “secret” achievement. “Meow.”
2. ​Overthink Clues: Stare at a volcano for 20 mins wondering if it’s a metaphor for your dating life.
3. ​Buy the “Full Game”​: Already did? Too bad! The “full” game is just more cats and lava.

DOWNLOAD NOW!​​
(But don’t blame us when ur life becomes a grindy loop of pet shelters, puzzles, and buyer’s remorse.)

DEV NOTES:

• Made by interns who hate volcanoes.
• Art stolen from a 2009 PowerPoint. “We added glitter! It’s ‘edgy’!”
• Testing team quit after Week 1. “We’re not paid enough to fight lava.”