Whoscall’s Here to Make You a Spam-Slaying, Scam-Dodging CEO™!​​

​TL;DR:​​ This ain’t your grandma’s call-blocker snoozefest. ID spammers, block creeps, and flex like a ​telecom wizard. Free to play? Yeah, but your peace of mind’ll vanish faster than a ​3 a.m. spam call.

​What’s Crackin’?​​

• ​Spam Call Sniffing:​​ ID mystery callers like ”Your left shoe’s missing” scammers or ”Your dog’s a TikTok star” fraudsters. ”Wait, is this my Uber or a ransom note?” ​Solved.​​
• ​Block Creeps, Keep Cool:​​ Silence numbers hotter than a ​Miami parking spot. Say goodbye to ”Your credit score is 666” texts.
• ​Reverse Number Lookup:​​ ”Who’s this 555-0192 guy? My ex’s new boyfriend?” Uncover secrets faster than a ​Netflix plot twist.
• ​Global Phone Bible:​​ 26 BILLION numbers—bigger than your ex’s social circle.

​New! Auto-Scan Scam Links:​​

• ​URL Ninja Mode:​​ Click a sketchy link? ”Warning: This site sells NFT toilet paper!”
• ​Fraud Fighter AI:​​ Upload screenshots, get ”This is 100% a con” verdicts. ”But what if it’s a meme?” ​Too late.​​

​ID Leak Alert:​​

• ”Is my Netflix password floating in the dark web?” Check with phone/email. ”Yes. Also, your grandma’s WiFi.”

​Text Boss Mode:​​

• ​Smart SMS Butler:​​ Sort texts like ”Bills”, ”Bank”, ””. Never miss a ”Your pizza’s here” or ”Your mom loves you”.
• ​Block Spam Like a Pro:​​ Silence ”Your package is delayed” drones. ”My package? I ordered a llama.”

​Whoscall Pro:​​

• ​Auto-Update:​​ Keep spam databases fresher than your Tinder profile.
• ​Ad-Free Zen:​​ Ditch ads. ”Finally, texts without ‘Buy Viagra Now’ pop-ups.”

​Features That’ll Make Your Friends Jealous:​​

• ​Daily Grind:​​ Wake up, block, rage-quit. Monday: Hope. Tuesday: Despair. Wednesday: ???
• ​AI Smarter Than Your Roommate:​​ ”This number is a pizza delivery bot.” ​No, it’s a scam!​​
• ​Nostalgia Overload:​​ Relive 2025 in spam-free bliss.

​Roast the Rivals:​​

• ”Your contacts list looks like a UFO convention!”
• Flex your ”I blocked a Nigerian prince” ego.

​UP Master—Be the Next Spam King:​​
Follow creators who turn ”Why is this number calling?” into ”LOL, I planned that”. Their content’s hotter than ​Cyberpunk 2077’s broken promises.

​WhyWhoscall**’s Your New Obsession:​**​

• ​Solo or Squad:​​ Block alone or drag your BFF into ”Why’d you answer that?!”
• ​All the Drama in One Spot:​​ Spam, glitches, and ”Why did I save this?”
• ​Free Trials:​​ Yeah, but ”accidentally” subscribing is easier than liking your uncle’s Facebook posts.

​Requirements (Translation for Normies):​​

• ​OS:​​ iOS/Android (post-2018 devices only—no flip phones).
• ​RAM:​​ 4GB+ (even grandma’s phone can handle ”Spam Mayhem”).
• ​Screen:​​ 6 inches or smaller (big screens? Overrated).

​Final Vibe:​​
This app’s your digital ”telecom bodyguard”—minus the snacks, plus 10x more ​scam-slaying. Whether you’re a scrub, a scrublord, or someone who just wants to flex ”I blocked a spammer using a potato”, ​Whoscall’s got your six. Download, drip, repeat.

(Disclaimer: Rage-quit? Blame RNG or your inability to tell a “Bank Alert” from a “Bank Heist.”)