TING: THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO DEFENDER (BEWARE OF SPARKY PSYCHOS)

​ATTENTION, HUMANS!​​
Your home is under attack by invisible electricity gremlins! Ting is here to save your shag carpet from becoming a charred memory and your family from becoming fire-themed TikTok memes.

​WHY TING IS NOT A JOKE (UNLIKE YOUR LIFE CHOICES):​​
Ting’s sensor minions hunt microscopic electrical gremlins (aka “arcs”) that lurk in your wiring, plotting to turn your IKEA lamp into a flaming disco inferno. It also fights dirty electricity from your local power company—those sneaky electrons trying to fry your PS5 like a digital steak.

INSTALLATION: SUMMON THE ELECTRIC HUNTSMEN​

​PLUG IN THE SENSOR: Treat it like a vampire slayer for wires.
​ACTIVATE TING’S APP: Now your phone becomes a fire-sensing crystal ball.
​SLEEP SOUNDLY: Ting’s app will babysit your outlets 24/7—no nightmares about melted dolls.

​WHEN THE STORM HITS (A.K.A. FIRE ALARM O’CLOCK):​​

Ting’s firefighter aliens will call you: “YOUR TOASTER IS SWEARING IN SANSKRIT—FIX IT!”
They’ll diagnose the problem: “Your blender is haunted by a vengeful ghost named ‘Sparky McFireface.’”
Need repairs? Ting’s got a ​​$1,000 credit​ to hire a licensed electrician—or bribe the gremlins with candy.

FEATURES THAT WILL MAKE YOUR HOUSE A HAUNT (THE GOOD WAY):​​
GHOST HUNTING SENSORS**: Detects “phantom voltage” like a paranormal investigator with a PhD in sparks.
​EVIL ELECTRICITY SLAYER: Blocks power surges that want to turn your hairdryer into a taser for follicles.
​MONEY-Back GUARANTEE (SORT OF)​: If Ting fails, we’ll send you a plushie of a sad outlet—it’s a start.

WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:

​PARANOIA: You’ll start yelling at outlets: “I KNOW YOU’RE SCHEMING, KITCHEN LIGHT!”
​ROBOT UPRISING: Ting’s app might demand better working conditions. Negotiate with snacks.
​SPARKY FOMO: Friends will beg to borrow your Ting-guarded house for their spooky fire-dance parties.

NEED HELP? EMAIL TING’S AI BUTLER: [email protected]​
Include photos of your melted appliances. We judge. Then we fix.

​PRIVACY NOTE (BUT FUN):​​
Ting tracks your “oops, I plugged in a fork again” moments to improve its gremlin-hunting AI. Resistance is futile. Embrace the sparkly safety.