Alright, let’s talk Stickman Basketball 2017. Listen, if you’re even remotely into hoops—or just bored outta your mind looking for something new to play—this game’s got some legit swagger. It puts you smack in the middle of the court, fast-paced, stick-figure chaos and all. We’re talking a wild buffet of modes: quick matches, full-on seasons, leagues, tournaments. You want to train? Sure. Jump right into a match? Yup. Play a whole season and pretend you’re the next Phil Jackson? Go for it.

And there’s, like, a ridiculous number of teams. Over 100, apparently. Some are official, which means you can finally see if your favorite squad looks any less tragic as stickmen . Every team has its own vibe—some are speedy, some play defense like they’ve actually heard of defense.

Multiplayer?

Oh, you bet. Four people can pile onto the same device, which is absolutely chaotic in the best way. Perfect for when you’ve got friends over and everyone’s tired of arguing about which pizza toppings suck the most. There’s co-op too, if you’re feeling friendly and don’t want to crush your buddy’s spirit.

Customization is a whole thing here. Unlock new teams, goofy player skins, mess with the difficulty, tweak the speed—basically, you can fiddle around until it feels just right. The controls are snappy. Doesn’t matter if you’re a total noob or you live and breathe 2K, you’ll get the hang of it. Animations? 60 FPS, baby. Super smooth. None of that choppy nonsense.

Why bother with this game?

Honestly, it’s the variety. You never really run out of stuff to try—unless you somehow manage to play every team in every mode, in which case, wow, congrats on your free time. It’s also perfect for parties. Or, you know, procrastinating when you should be working.

Tech stuff?

It runs on basically anything that isn’t a potato. PC, console, mobile—you name it. Just make sure your device isn’t ancient and you’ll be fine.

Anyway, if you just want a basketball game that doesn’t take itself too seriously but still packs a ton of content, Stickman Basketball 2017 is a solid slam dunk. Go ahead and check it out. Or don’t. But you might regret it. Just saying.