PHANTOM THIEVES 2.0: TOKYO DRIFT​
Persona 5: Night shadow Simulator™

Yo, Tokyo teens! Swap your school uniform for a ​Shadow-Defeating Hoodie​ and dive into this ​glitchy double-life sim​ where you’ll:

• ​Grind​ in class like it’s a part-time job (but with more Excel spreadsheets)
• ​Hack​ the school’s Wi-Fi to prank teachers (shoutout to Morgana’s “I am the one who grinds!” meme)
• ​Dungeon crawl​ into ​Mementos Maze​ (aka the cursed underbelly of Tokyo’s WiFi router) to roast ​Shadows​ (literal edgy teens in black coats).

​BREAKING NEWS:​​
2025: Humanity’s new hobby is “being edgy in public transport”. Spoiler: We’re all Joker now.

WHY YOU’LL BURN THROUGH YOUR PHONE BATTERY:​​

​SCHOOL LIFE SIM + DUNGEON CRAWL​
Play as ​Ren Amamiya​ (aka the “I’ll skip class to fight Shadows” guy):

• ​Homeroom Drama: Befriend ​Sojiro​ (your grumpy but low-key OP dad figure) or roast ​Itou​ (the class clown who thinks “meta” is a type of ramen).
• ​Skill Grind: Level up your ​Confidence​ (aka “lying to teachers”) and ​Greed​ (aka “stealing cafeteria curry”).
• ​Dungeon Flex: Raid ​Palaces​ (corporate offices turned eldritch horrors) with your ​Palace-Busting Squad​ (Joker, Morgana, and a talking cat who’s low-key a CEO).

​SHADOW SQUAD GOALS​
Recruit your ​Phantom Crew:

• ​Joker: Master of ​All-Out Attacks​ (aka “I’ll throw a pizza at your weak spot”).
• ​Morgana: Your furry GPS who roasts you harder than your mom’s “when will you settle down?” texts.
• ​Yusuke: The artsy one who weaponizes ​Kabuki Paint​ (it’s just glitter and rage).
  Unlock ​cosmetic upgrades​ like “CEO Blazer” (for boss fights) or “Cat Ears of Disrespect” (for passive-aggressive dialogue).

​MEMENTOS MAZE: WHERE MEMES GO TO DIE​
Explore Tokyo’s ​Underground Meme Graveyard:

• Fight ​Shadows​ that look like your ex’s Bumble profile pic.
• Solve puzzles like “What’s the WiFi password? It’s ‘password’… duh”.
• Collect ​Treasure​ (aka ​Shadow Masks) to flex on NPCs: “That’s a limited-edition NFT, loser”.

​LIFE OF A PHANTOM THIEF​
Balance your ​double life​ like a CEO of chaos:

• ​Daytime: Attend ​Shujin Academy​ (where the cafeteria food is 50% soy sauce).
• ​Nighttime: Sneak into ​Luxury Palaces​ (corporate HQs turned ​Final Fantasy​ dungeons) to fight ​Palace Lords​ (CEOs who think “synergy” is a summoning spell).
• ​Weekends: Play baseball, fish for ​Glitch Carp, or date NPCs who’ll ghost you mid-quest.

BOTTOM LINE:​​
This ain’t no “save the world” RPG – it’s a ​glitchy coming-of-age sim​ where every choice is “go viral or get expelled”. Will you become the ​King of Shadows​? Or just another ​NPC grinding for AP​?

​History’s on shuffle.​​
​Your turn to mask up and ghost the system.​