LIMBO CO.: WHERE BAD DECISIONS MAKE GOOD SALES​
Recruit 12 psycho convicts, crash corporate parties, and steal magical tree branches™

Yo, corporate drones! Earth’s got a new boss – ​Project Moon​ (aka the “We Make Weird Games” studio). After Lobotomy Corporation (zombie office workers) and Library of Ruina (book nerds with anger issues) flopped, they dropped Limbus Company: a “moral choice” simulator where you play HR manager for ​12 death row inmates​ turned ​evil interns. Your mission? Raid abandoned office buildings, fight ​weird tentacle monsters, and steal ​Golden Boughs​ (magic sticks that make CEOs cry).

​BREAKING NEWS:​​
2025: The new corporate trend is “hiring felons to do your dirty work”. Spoiler: It’s a dumpster fire.

​WHY YOU’LL BURN THROUGH YOUR PHONE BATTERY:​​

​BATTLE ROYALE, BUT MAKE IT OFFICE DRAMA​
Fight ​corporate zombies​ (they wear suits and scream Excel formulas) using:

• ​Turn-based spamfests​ (like Tinder, but with more violence)
• ​Real-time skill clashes​ where your intern’s ​E.G.O. powers​ (glow-up gear) might accidentally vaporize your team
• ​Color-coded combos​ – match red icons for ​laser katanas​ or blue for ​toxic gas clouds​ (yes, really)

​BOSS FIGHTS: THE ULTIMATE HR NIGHTMARE​
Confront ​abnormal entities​ (aka HR’s worst fears):

• ​The Greedy CEO​ (throws money at problems, literally)
• ​The Crying Intern​ (melts enemies with existential dread)
• ​The Siren​ (half-dragon, half-LinkedIn influencer)
  Pro tip: Bribe them with ​Golden Boughs​ (they love shiny things)

​CHARACTER CUSTOMIZATION: WIFEZILLA EDITION​
Build your dream team of ​convict waifus:

• ​The Lawyer​ (hot-tempered, steals your parking spot)
• ​The Hacker​ (hacks your Netflix, not the system)
• ​The Pyro​ (sets fire to paperwork, accidentally burns down HQ)
  Unlock ​creepy outfits​ like “Corporate Slut” skins (they’re just suits with extra sass)

​STORY MODE: DRAMA LADDER​
Navigate ​26 districts​ (aka corporate floors) filled with:

• ​Moral choices​ hotter than a ​Korean drama​ (save the cat or fire the intern?)
• ​NSFW cutscenes​ where interns flirt with ​tentacle bosses​
• ​Post-credits teases​ about Lobotomy Corporation 2: Electric Boogaloo

BOTTOM LINE:​​
This ain’t no “fun office simulator” – it’s a ​glitchy HR nightmare​ where every choice is “go nuclear or get fired.” Will you become the ​CEO of Chaos​? Or just another ​cubicle zombie​ in the corporate graveyard?

​History’s on shuffle.​​
​Your turn to burn the building.​