F CLASS ADVENTURER: AFK RPG – WHERE F-TIER SCRUBS DREAM BIGGER THAN A KIMCHI FARM IN WISCONSIN​

​​”FFS, I’M F-RANK?!”​​
Congrats, you’ve unlocked the prequel to all RPGs: being the human equivalent of a wet sock. But hey, even a soggy Cheeto can grind its way to S-Rank… if it stops eating Cheetos for 10 minutes.

Why Waste Time? Let’s Procrastinate Like Royalty!​​

• ​Level Up Faster Than a TikTok Influencer’s Ego: Click a button, gain 999,999 XP, and still lose to a goblin with a toothache and better hair. “Progress is a scam!”
• ​Skills? Nah, Just Meme Magic: Unleash spicy skills that vaporize goblins like they’re NFTs in a crypto crash. “AoE? More like ‘Ain’t Owe Em’!”
• ​AFK Grinding Like a Sloth on Ambien: Leave your phone charging. While you nap, your hero will “train” by counting sheep… in binary. “Retire at 3 AM!”

Features That’ll Make You Say “Yeehaw” (Or “Yikes”)​​

1. ​The Clout-Chasing Simulator:
   • ​Idle Time Travel™: Offline? Congrats! Your hero is now a time-traveling couch potato. “I’ll beat the boss in 2027… or when I’m dead.”
   • ​Loot Box Roulette: Spend $5 to find a rusty spoon labeled “Legendary Sword.” It’s not a scam, it’s “NFT art”!
2. ​Boss Battles for the Mentally Unstable:
   • Fight Giant Evil Things™ that die after 10 minutes of clicking. “Victory is a participation trophy!”
   • Unlock Epic Gear that does 0.5 damage. “Fashion > function, amirite?”
3. ​F-Rank to S-Rank: A Journey of Despair (And Tacos)​​
   • ​Talent Tree of Hopelessness: Spend 100 hours unlocking “Resist 1 Damage”. “The pinnacle of human achievement!”
   • ​Equipment Grind: Collect 8 million identical swords. “Variety is for losers!”

​The Grand Finale: Defeat the Final Boss (Spoiler: It’s Your Life Choices)​​

Face THE EVIL S-RANK BOSS—a literal mirror reflecting your 3-hour daily grind. Attack it with your rusty spoon-sword. Watch as it mirrors your moves, then deletes your save file. “Congrats! You’ve completed nothing… except lunch.”

Download Now!​​

• ​**Free-to-Play™**​ (Pay $50 for the “I’m Not a Loser” DLC, featuring a golden looter box).
• ​For Clout-Chasers and Procrastinators: Perfect for those who think “grinding” is a personality trait.
• ​100% Realistic: The only thing evolving is your tolerance for disappointment… and your body odor.

Disclaimer:

• May cause existential crises when you realize your “hero” is just a taxidermy raccoon with a sword and trust issues.
• Guaranteed to make you question if the devs are NPCs in their own game… or just lazy interns.
• ​No Refunds: The “S-Rank” trophy is just a 404 error with glitter.