BOYS & GIRLS GAMES COLLECTION:​

​Step into a “dreamy” arcade room (it’s just a dimly lit room with a broken monitor).​​

Discover “amazing” games like Slide Puzzle (move blocks for 10 hours straight) and Fruit Race (watch a banana outrun your dreams). Play Old-School Arcade Games (read: games older than your parents’ first computer). Every title is a masterpiece of mediocrity, crafted to make you question humanity’s progress.

​ FEATURES
✔️ “3D Graphics” (they’re 2D sprites from 1998, but we added a blur filter!)
✔️ “First-Person Perspective” (you’ll spend 90% of the time staring at a loading screen)
✔️ “Amazing Games” (we used Google Translate to describe them)
✔️ “A Collection So Fun, You’ll Cry” (tears of boredom guaranteed)

​HOW TO PLAY:​​

1. Walk to the arcade cabinet (or open the app).
2. Tap the screen (if your thumb still works).
3. Pretend to care about Forest Defender (it’s just a squirrel avoiding falling acorns).

​BONUS:​​ Compatible with all devices, including your grandpa’s 2003 Nokia.