BLUE highway TO WIFEZILLA NATION​
Azur Lane: Wife Farming Simulator 2025™

Yo, naval nerds! Earth’s got a problem – 71% water, 100% chaos. Some ​Sirens​ (aka Deep Sea Thugs) crashed the party, torched our fleets, and left us squatting in ​Ark​ (underwater IKEA). Our ​Fleet Girls​ (aka anime waifus in sailor outfits) are here to save the day, armed with ​Guns​ bigger than their crushes and ​Lore​ spicier than mom’s leftovers.

​BREAKING NEWS:​​
2025: Humanity’s new strategy is “squad up with hot girls who shoot lasers”. Spoiler: It’s working (kinda).

​WHY YOU’LL BURN THROUGH YOUR PHONE BATTERY:​​

​SEA BATTLE SPAMFEST​
Command ​6 waifus​ (aka your harem of death-dealing cuties) in ​real-time naval spamfests. Dodge torpedoes like you’re dodgin’ your ex’s texts. Watch ​BB guns​ (big beautiful guns) light up the screen so bright you’ll need welding goggles.

​WIFE FARMING 101​
Collect ​100+ waifus​ from every era:

• ​Royal Navy​ (snooty princesses with tea addictions)
• ​Sakura Empire​ (kawaii girls who think war is a cosplay contest)
• ​Iron Blood​ (grumpy dads with big guns)
  Plus newbies like ​Siren Slayers​ (hologram witches) and ​Mystery Meat​ (aliens who forgot pants).

​WAIFU APPROVAL RATING​
Boost your ​wife’s happiness​ (aka “get her to stop killing you in your sleep”):

• Give ​Holo Pocky​ (magic space snacks)
• Build ​ADHD rooms​ (aka customizable bedrooms with 200+ furniture options)
• Unlock ​Wedding Skins​ (cosplays hotter than your mom’s wedding dress)

​VOICE ACTING A-LISTERS​
Enjoy ​OP voice lines​ from:

• ​Aoi Yuuki​ (the queen of tsunderes)
• ​Rie Takahashi​ (chubby anime girl whisperer)
• ​Miyuki Sawashiro​ (the voice of your dark side)
  Plus ​100+ seiyuu​ (voice gods) who’ll make you question capitalism.

BOTTOM LINE:​​
This ain’t no tea-sipping dating sim – it’s a ​glitchy naval RPG​ where every choice is “go nuclear or get sunk.” Will you become the ​Fleet Admiral​? Or just another ​Cursed Captain​ in the scrapbook of shame?

​History’s on shuffle.​​
​Your turn to flood the zone.​