Adobe Express: Not Just an App, It’s a Fever Dream with Layers

Ever wanted to turn thoughts into TikToks, vibes into flyers, or whispers into screaming text animations? Adobe Express is your overly ambitious creative friend who brings fireworks to a PowerPoint—and somehow makes it work.

Spin out social posts that slap, posters that protest, invites that cry glitter. Shoot a video on your couch, upload, slice, dice, textify, soundtrack it, throw in transitions so smooth they could sell jazz. No film school. No patience required.

Got no camera but infinite ideas? Say hello to Generate Image—type “neon octopus surfing a galaxy wave” and boom, art. AI as your chaotic muse. Need to vanish an ex from a photo? Use Generative Fill—point, click, delete them from your life. Insert a dog in their place. Or a dinosaur. Your call.

Want to edit without thinking? Hit Quick Actions: remove backgrounds with a tap, resize for every platform in one go, generate QR codes in colors that don’t exist in nature, turn selfies into GIFs, GIFs into statements, statements into stickers. Nothing sacred. Everything editable.

Headlines? Make them shout in 3D, bleed glitter, or grow moss. Thanks, Generate Text Effects. Templates? AI crafts them like it’s been possessed by every designer on Behance. You dream, it drafts.

Own a brand? Or pretending to? The Brand Toolkit slaps your fonts, logos, and hex codes onto everything you touch. One tap and you’re on-brand even when you’re off your game.

Post like a scheduler from the future. Plan, preview, drop content across your socials while eating noodles. Everything syncs. Nothing waits.

Extras include:

• Cartoonify with your voice

• Auto subtitles that don’t suck

• Resize for 12 platforms before you blink

• Turn photos into looping chaos (aka GIFs)

• More QR codes than your fridge has magnets

Adobe Express doesn’t just help you create. It helps you over-create, over-style, over-post—and somehow, it’s beautiful.