TIME-WARPING TROUBLEMAKER​
Fate/Grand Order: Chosen by Chaos™

Yo, timeline cops! Earth’s got a glitch—2018’s our expiration date, and the only culprit? A glitchy “Future Vision Lens” that straight-up ​vaporized. Now you’re the new bug bounty hunter for ​Chaldea, the division that fixes apocalypses like they’re broken Wi-Fi.

​BREAKING NEWS:​​
Humanity’s 2018 reset button got smashed. Suspect: 2004’s “Unobservable Zone” in Japan. Operation: Ghostify yourself and break history’s code.

WHY YOU’LL BURN THROUGH BATTERIES:​​

​SOULJACKIN’ 101​
Summon dead legends as your ​Souljacks​ (aka Servants). One’s a samurai with a grudge, another’s a drunk mage who steals your fries. Team up to roast ​Cursed Zones​ (aka timelines gone wild) or just meme your way through boss fights.

​BATTLE? MORE LIKE DRAMA THERAPY​
Toss ​Commando Cards​ like confetti—attack, defend, or spam OP moves that make NPCs facepalm. Watch ​Heroic Spirits​ unleash ​Noble Phantasms​ so flashy they’ll break your phone screen.

​SQUAD GOALS​
Recruit ​LegendSquads​ from every era:

• ​Saber​ (angry princess with a sword)
• ​Gilgamesh​ (spoiled king with a treasure hoard)
• ​Berserker​ (hulk-smash mode activated)
  Plus newbies like ​Ruler​ (judge-jury-executioner) and ​Shielder​ (deflects attacks like a ninja).

​TIME-WARPING TIPS:​​

• Use ​Bloodsigns​ (magic tattoos) to cheat death
• Upgrade ​Souljacks​ into ​Overdrive Modes​ (because why not?)
• Collect ​Mystic Codes​ (fancy gear) to flex on rivals

​BOTTOM LINE:​​
This ain’t no tea-sipping RPG—it’s a ​temporal demolition derby​ where every choice is “go nuclear or get erased.” Will you save humanity? Or just become another ​Lost Soul​ in the timeline dumpster?

​History’s on shuffle.​​
​Your turn to shuffle the deck.​