MERGE MASTER: DINOSAUR SMACKDOWN – WHERE BRAINS GO TO DIE!​​

​ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH TO CLUMP DINOSAURS LIKE A BABY APE?​​
Your mission? Smush T-Rexes with triceratops until they turn into… uh… Fluffy McStegosaurus? Yeah, that’s a real species. Now go fight some pixelated potatoes labeled “ENEMIES.”

​HOW TO PLAY (OR WHY YOUR LIFE SUCKS):​​

1. ​MERGE LIKE A ROLLERDERBY REJECT​
   Smash dinosaurs together! Combine a pterodactyl with a T-Rex to create… Airplane Mode Rex? It’s 50% flight, 100% chaos.
2. ​BATTLE ENEMIES (aka BOGUS NERDS)​​
   Fight “dragons” that look like rejected Minecraft mods. Defeat them or get roasted by their mom in the chat.
3. ​EVOLVE OR GET EVICTED​
   Merge archers into Bowzilla or dinos into Kaiju Turdzilla. Win? Get a participation trophy. Lose? Blame capitalism.

​FEATURES THAT MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY:​​
🦖 ​3D GRAPHICS SO BAD, THEY’RE GOOD​
See your dinosaurs melt into polygons. It’s like watching your dreams die in real-time.
🦕 ​FREE TO PLAY (JUST YOUR SANITY)​​
No ads! (Except the ones screaming “BUY DINOSAUR BOOSTERS!” in Comic Sans.)
🔥 ​BATTLES SO EPIC, THEY’RE ILLEGAL IN 12 STATES​
Smash, squash, and spam buttons until your thumbs commit seppuku.

​UNLOCK THE ULTIMATE ACHIEVEMENT:​​
​​“1% CLUTTERBUG”​​ – Merge 100 dinosaurs to get a Glitter Pterodactyl named Steve. Post pics on TikTok. Get canceled.

​HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE:​​

• Merge a stegosaurus with a triceratops. Name it Steve Jobs Jr.
• Battle a boss named Karen the Carnotaurus. She’ll demand a refund mid-fight.
• Evolve your team into Yodeling Diplodocus. The sound alone breaks reality.