CHAT ROULETTE: WHERE STRANGERS ARE JUST PSYCHOTIC TWINS YOU HAVEN’T MET YET ​
“Random? No. Russian Roulette? Absolutely.”

​ARE YOU TIRED OF BORING HUMANS?​​

​Chat Roulette​ is the app that turns your smartphone into a glorified mental asylum. Swipe right to connect with strangers who might be:

• ​Your future therapist​
• ​A bear in a hoodie​
• ​Putin’s AI clone​
• ​That guy from Reddit who thinks Minecraft is life advice​

FEATURES THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY​

​   ANONYMITY SO DEEP, EVEN YOUR CAT IS SUSPICIOUS​

• ​Video Roulette: Press “Start” and pray the algorithm doesn’t pair you with your boss cosplaying as a 13-year-old.
• ​Text Chat Backup: If your mic malfunctions (or you’re screaming into a pillow), type “LEAVE ME ALONE” in Comic Sans.
• ​Rotate for drama: Flip your phone to enlarge the video—perfect for hiding your shame when you accidentally unmute.

 RANDOM ENCOUNTERS (aka Russian Roulette Lite)​​

• Meet someone who’ll recite Pushkin in a chicken costume.
• Bond with a user whose “hello” is a 10-minute death metal cover of Happy Birthday.
• Discover your soulmate… who lives in a bunker and communicates via interpretive dance.

​ ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE MENTALLY UNSTABLE​

• Perform interpretive yodeling to impress strangers.
• Host a TED Talk on why mayonnaise is a government conspiracy.
• Accidentally stream your grandma’s bingo night—she’ll love you forever.

​ SAFETY FIRST (BUT FUN):​​

• ​AI Referee: Report creeps and get them banned. Or just mute yourself and stare at the wall.
• ​Ghost Mode: Disappear like a magician who forgot the trick.
• ​Data Privacy: We don’t track you. Except when we do. Shhh.

HOW TO PLAY (OR WHY YOUR LIFE SUCKS):​​

1. ​Download the app​ – Because therapy’s too expensive.
2. ​Click “Start”​​ – Pray it’s not your ex’s dog.
3. ​React​ – Scream, laugh, or cry. The more unhinged, the better.
4. ​Repeat​ – Because “next” is the only relationship goal.

WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE​

• ​Existential Crisis: “Is my life just a series of awkward video calls?”
• ​Paranoia: “Did that Russian grandpa just judge my life choices?”
• ​Public Humiliation: Your mom might see you doing the Macarena in sweatpants.

​TECH SPECS (BUT FUN):​​

• Works on iOS, Android, and psychic connections (probably).
• Requires 1 human, 1 working thumb, and 0 self-respect.

DOWNLOAD NOW​ – Or live in a world where nobody screams “WHY IS YOUR BACKGROUND A HAUNTED HOUSE?” ever again.

​DISCLAIMER: Chat Roulette™ is not responsible for broken friendships, existential dread, or your cat’s new career as a TikTok star.
​Privacy Policy: We delete your data… eventually. Maybe.
​**© 2023 Chat Roulette LLC**​ – Proudly ruining friendships since 2010.